IPL Fake Player Nick Names Glossary

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IPL Fake Player Nick Names Glossary
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Aila - Sachin Tendulkar
Appam Chutiya - Sreesanth
Arnold Power - Ramesh Powar
Baja of Baroda - Anshuman Gaekwad
Bangla Tiger - Mortaza. Few people are also guessing Wriddhiman Saha.
Bantli - Preity
Batlivala - Vijay Mallya
Bevdaa - Jessie Ryder
Bevdaa team - BRC - Bangalore Royal Challengers (Mallya’s Team)
Bhookha Naan – Buchanan
Big Brother - Raj Kundra
Big Mac - Mathew Hayden
Big Sister - Shilpa Shetty
Boy George - Joy Bhattacharya, CEO of KKR.
Bubaan - Arindam Ghosh
Bublee - Bret Lee
Bunty - Ness Wadia (Babli's mate)
Calypso King - Gayle
Candy Nickel - Andy Bichel
Castro - Fidel Edwards
Chatterjee Kaaku - Old Guy from the KKR Ad ‘Tum Bhi Jeetoge’
Chhota Chetan - Cheteshwar Pujara
Chikna Pussy - David Hussey
Chinnu Popli - Shreevats Goswami
Chintu Singh - Anureet Singh
Chirkut Teli - Virat Kohli
Cool Dude - MS Dhoni
Darwaan of Patiala - Tom Moody
Deegrah Patan - Irfan
Dewar - Rahul Dravid
Dhakkans - Deccan Chargers
Durbaan - Tom Moody
Emerald Pearl – Angelo Mathews
FIP - Fake IPL PLayer
Former India fast bowler who will remain a former India fast bowler - Agarkar
Ganji Hanger - Sanjay Bangar
Ghati Baba - Rohit Sharma
Gilli danda - Ashok Dinda
Hanky Panky - Danny Morrison
Hawaii Chappal - Greg Chapel
India’s best fast bowler - Ishant Sharma
John Wrong - John Wright
Joker - Nepali guy (Chang) who was Indian Idol host
Junta/ Junta Tormentor - Ajanta Mendis
Kaan Moolo - Ajit Agarkar
Kameez Pajama – Rameez Raza
Kishen Kanhaiyya - Ravi Shastri
Laal Chaddi Dada / Lordie - Sourav Gangly
Lady Jaya - Jayawardene
Little John - Ishant Sharma
Little Monster - Sachin
Little Sister - Shamita Shetty
Lord Almighty/ Lordie - Sourav Ganguly
Mangal Pandey - LR Shukla
Mira Bhai - Harbhajan Singh
Mr. Batlivala - Mallya
Panty Curry - Robin Uthappa
Pedophile Priest - Gilchrist
Pedophile Priest - Gilchrist
Peter Ka Beta – Pietersen
Phoren babas - McCullum & Buchanan
Prince Charles of Patiala - Yuvraj Singh
Pussy - David Hussey
RDB - Ranadeb Bose
Re-Peter - Peterson
RVR Singh / Pamela Inder Singh - VRV Singh
Saala Slimeball - Lalit Modi
Sandy Baddy Babe - Mandira Bedi
Shakespeare - Aakash Chopra
Sheikh of Tweak - Shane Warne
Sparrow / Parrott - McGrath
Springbock - Rander Wyke
Springbok - Morne Van Wyk
Sticky Something - Ricky Ponting
Style Bhai spinner - Murali Karthik
Sultan of Tweak - Shane Warne
The Rajputs - RR - Rajasthan Royals
Vakkel Saab - Kumara Sangaksarra
Varsha Goggle - Harsha Bogle
Very very special friend Ram - VVS Laxman
Vinnie Dildo/ Badsaah Dildo - Shah Rukh Khan

Pick Me - Fantasy File

Marques Colston


David Akers


Andre Johnson


Braylon Edwards


Chris Simms


Jason Campbell


Chris Chambers


Mike Nugent


Neil Rackers


Marc Bulger


Chris Cooley


Mason Crosby


Laurence Maroney

Sports Weekend

It was the best weekend of sports, great show of Performance, Stamina, Endurance, Mental Composure and Achievement

Australian Open, lots of feats!
Rafael Nadal has become the first Spaniard to win the Australian Tennis Open, after a gripping final against Roger Federer. During presentation, my heart cried for Federer, you will come back strong and break the Slam record for sure, we are with you!

First Indian pair to win a Grand Slam mixed doubles title. Congrats Sania and Mahesh!
First Indian to win Aussie Open Junior title. Way to go Yuki! We are expecting lot from you.

Super Bowl was really super
Congratulation to the Pittsburgh who won an unprecedented sixth Super Bowl title with a late touchdown in a thrilling 27-23 win over Arizona. Well Played Cardinals, you guys rocked. Go Cardinals!
My Congratulation to Santonio Holmes for being Super bowl 43 – XLIII MVP
Great performance during the break by Bruce Springsteen, but where is "Born in USA" song? BTW, very disappointing Super Bowl commercials.

Cricket
India won thriller against Sri Lanka
Kiwis crushed kangaroos i.e NZ beat Aussies, great game, last ball victory is always special.
Low note: Haddin's controversy

We Wrestle, We Box if needed we will also Shoot for Medals

This is by far India's best performance in any Olympics. 3 Medals for India
One Gold and two bronze. The three heroes of Indian olympics are Abhinav bindra, Sushil Kumar, Vijender Kumar.

Abhinav Bindra: By winning the gold in the 10 m Air Rifle event at the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games, he became the first Indian to win an individual gold medal at the Olympic Games and India's first gold medal since 1980, when the Men's Field Hockey Team won the gold.

Sushil Kumar: Unheralded Sushil Kumar rose from obscurity to find a place in the history of Indian sport when he won a bronze medal in men's 66kg freestyle wrestling at the Beijing Olympics.

Vijender Kumar: He became the first Indian boxer to win an Olympic medal when he won bronze medal in the middleweight category at 2008 Summer Olympics in Beijing.

It is sad, Vijender missed the gold medal, he missed two GOLD here.
Yes, Bipasha Basu has promised to go on a date with boxer Vijender Kumar if he brings a gold medal for India.

No, it's not a prank. The actress told a television channel, that she is ready to go on a date with the boxer after a reporter informed her that Vijender is a great fan of hers.

Chak De India